I am a low-cut, completely casual old worn out sock. I have probably been around the world, as over the years, I've probably switched owners a good 6-7 times. Someone's older brother bought me in a jumbo 84 pack of generic low cuts in a box store in Bucks County, PA. 1986.
Since then my ex and I have been stolen, borrowed, misplaced, forgotten, and loaned dozens of times. I'd know more but I am recently recovering from (I think) 8-9 years spent crammed into the corner of a box full of dishware that no-one used. When I finally was released, lefty was gone!
In the years since, I've been with dozens of lefties, I experimented in college with righties off and on. I think I have come to the conclusion that I just don't care, I'm Uni-Soxual.
I have outlived my 167 siblings. I'm looking for any sock to give me an excuse to stay out of the dishware box in storage, but if not... eh... If you think that you're the sock for me, I'd love... or at least be mildly interested... in hearing from you... or whatever.
Niles McNobody
Type: LC S
Age: old
Religion: Christian, I think.
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Turn Offs: dishes
I'm Looking For: Whatever.
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